Look. Up in the sky. Is it a floppy bird? Is it a floppy cloud? Is it a floppy fish? No. It is Doctor Floppy. Doctor Floppy is an inventor that has eaten too much food before bed, will you help his dream go on as long as possible?
What is Floppy dreaming about? Do you know? Do you know of what Floppy dreams are made of?
Where do your fingers go when you sleep? Is Doctor Floppy a "floppy" doctor? Why is floppy the new flappy? What do these words mean? Is "flappy" an "alt" word? Is "alt" still around?
Is Doctor Floppy a hipster? Is Doctor Floppy a stoner? Is Doctor Floppy a far out planet collecting game for kids? What age group is Doctor Floppy for? Is it really for kids? I say it is not for kids, I say it is for the kid in all of us, but not for the kids inside of the kids because they are already children? Was that a question? Does Doctor Floppy have the answer? Is Doctor Floppy a PHD or an MD?
Is Doctor Floppy's physics engine child friendly? That is what the last version of this "full description" used to say. But what is a physics engine? Does it allow you to control our floppy friend as he soars through the floppy clouds? Or does it confuse young and old because exact instructions on how to control Floppy remain so hush hush.
What gameplay features can I expect? Does Doctor Floppy have multiple levels? Is Doctor Floppy minimalist? Is Doctor Floppy a "casual game?" I do know the secret of Doctor Floppy: blue planets are one point, green planets are worth two points, and yellow planets are worth three points. Will you have fun with Doctor Floppy? Will you let Doctor Floppy fly around the screen? Do you know How? Can you make Doctor Floppy fall to the ground like a ragdoll? What is the Red Planet? Is it Mars? Is the giant animated red planet dangerous? And can it turn Doctor Floppy's dreams into a nightmare?